Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Sex on Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Or, "Amour Dans Les Avions, Les Trains, et Les Voitures";)



Dear ________________,


Vroom Vroom...

Squeak Squeak!

Squeeeeal!

A hush. Muffled giggles.

"Was that light there before?"

"Are you sure you know this area?"

"Are the flight attendants sleeping?"

"Put your legs here."

"Oh, hold on, my neck's getting stiff."

"Hold on, someone's coming near, put your head under the covers. Stay down. Keep your mouth where it is."

"Mmm...aagghhtegffffaaaahhh..oh my..OK, I really need some air for a second..."

"Gosh, I didn't remember your cock being THAT big."

"Is it the lighting?"

"Oh, your pussy feels so tight."

Duh.


Passenger seat or backseat?

Recline or straight-up?

Condoms or peanuts?

"An extra blanket and towels, s'il vous plait?"


A tissue. Napkins.

Seat indentations on the skin. Rug burn. Darkness.

A light switch. Mystery.

"Is that your cock or the stick shift?"


Does it matter?

Start. Stop. Shift. Redress.

Ease away slowly...


Oh, what fun it is to ride while riding in an automobile.

Or on a train!


Now, I have yet to fuck on a plane.

But I have given head while my then-boyfriend's parents were sleeping right next to us.

How bold!

How daring!

Ghastly, even.


Yet, hey, what can you do?

Blame it on the menses.


It was that lovely time.

Ok, excruciating time when nature calls.

Being stuck in the air was the absolute worst for this sort of conundrum.

I promise, dear diary, the only reason I was so very, very naughty was because it took my mind off of the pain.

Oh, boy, did it ever!


Furthermore, if you can make yourself laugh,

(ok, not with your mouth full, but perhaps interspersed with the dick-in-mouth action)

then that can't help but relieve the tension incurred by:

pain, pleasure, and trying to be a cock ninja chick while cramped in a tight Lufthansa middle row seat and not get booted off an international flight!


The train?

Yeah, different boyfriend.

Fast forward a few years later or so.

En route to Barcelona.

Or maybe it was Amsterdam.

It wasn't our fault my guy and I were assigned an otherwise all-male cabin room.

It happens, surely.


No?

We tucked into our small, twin bed on the bottom bunk in the two bunkbed cabin and dared each other not to queef, shudder, gasp, nor projectile-shoot our lovely, lustful liquids on the guy sleeping just across from us.


Ah, but zee auto!

The real wheels...

Now, those may be innumerable, my dearest.

There's something so wrong, and yet so very right, about doing a 'real' test drive while set in park.

Passers-by only make that much more pleasurable.

Sweet.

Deviant.

And, perhaps even....squishier?

I actually HAVE been sighted by those of the security profession, but, apparently, they were human.

They must've liked it.

Never even issued a warning.


I'm so very, very...


Well, how uncommon is this, really?

Sex out LOUD.

I mean, really?


One cannot always find the right time in the comfort of one's home nor that of another.

It may not even be ideal, depending on who you want to bang and who is actually available in your home.


Especially so if those two are not mutually exclusive.


Ah, yes, dear__________.

Sometimes sex on wheels is the only way at the time.

And even if this sex "out" loud is rare, I believe it is precisely this rarity which elevates it to the status of a real Kodak moment.

I'm glad you agree, my love.

Originally published on March 1, 2011 on To Live and Grind in L.A.

Erotica from Afar: Sir Whipman Cummings


Erotica from Afar: Sir Whipman Cummings

A poem submitted to me by Sir Whipman Cummings, the most deliciously cruel master, perhaps of all time......
 
UNTITLED

Bound in love
Blind by your will
Deaf to the world

Hungry for scent
Touch

A breath on my brow
Your sex, musk, so close
My body yearns, strains

I sense your smile

Electric, your lips on my arm
Nails rake my chest, stomach
Thighs. And retreat.

You laugh - vibration, not sound

Your long black hair
Across my arm, chest
My cock - it jerks and quivers

Oh, God, please!

A finger across my lip
Your sex, the scent, the taste
My breath quickens

My mind reels

Your tongue hot sharp darting
My nipples, belly
Oh, god, yes, my cock!

Yet blind, colors taunt
Yet bound, I float
Yet deaf, songs soar

Unbidden, my cock lurches away
Insistent, warmth engulfs me
Impossibly, I swell yet more

Cold

Night air on my wet cock
Little rivers trickle down my balls
Your breath, I shudder

Where are you?

Moments pass, abandoned
My only sensation in my mind
Yet still I throb.

Movement nearby, my senses reach

Your cunt smothers me.
Can't breathe - don't care
Lick, suck, drinking you

You shudder, my heart leaps

You taste yourself on my lips
Tongue traces tantalizingly
And tastes a little more of me.
Achingly, slowly, when will mercy come?

Wet, warm, cold ...?
Vixen has an ice cube!
The world spins.

In my mind, point of light grows closer.

In earnest now, wetter, faster
The dam breaks, senses explode
I soar, I fall, you catch me all.

Unbound, unstopped, my senses drink you in anew!

Originally published on March 29, 2011 on To Live and Grind in L.A.

Sandras Weekend Dance-A-Thon

Sandra's Weekend Dance-A-Thon

Sandra London photo at US-Grant San Diego, April 2007
I had a great time dancing my heart out this weekend at home and in da club ( a live music night spot, not a lady den, for once in what appears to be a great long while!)
if you're

a) Home alone and bored
b) Looking for something to distract you from your housework, or
c) Want to share your views and commentary on pornography (as a sex worker, voyeur, academic, or well, just as an adult webbie who is over 18

Please go to:

and fill out their questionnaire on sex and porno (or porna!)

Dancin' like a hands-full ham,
SANDRA LONDON

*porna: I remember reading an articule about the concept of 'porna' on Xbiz or some such site last week.

It references 'porna' as being porn and erotica made specifically to appeal to the female sexual aesthetic.

There is a push to make 'porna' into a recognized term in the field of sexuality and research.

(I believe this was coined in Germany (Berlin, maybe?), but I could be wrong.)

-Originally published March 27, 2011 
http://www.pornresearch.org

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Buenos Aires vs. Nashville: Who'd've Thunk It?

I have no idea why this is sideways!

Buenos Aires vs. Nashville

{This is a trip journal I wrote, revisited. Originally written on August 4, 2008}

Buenos Aires vs. Nashville...Da dunnnn.........

Who could have known that I'd have to eat my own words regarding a comparison I'd hastily voiced in relation to Argentina when I was confronted with the ACTUAL comparison itself?

The dutty south!

I flew to Buenos Aires with Air Canada by way of Toronto YYZ Airport and Santiago, Chile arriving a full 24 hrs later at the bottom of the world.

It was May 18th, 2008 and I had picked ECELA, a Latin Immersion class, as my language program a few weeks prior to celebrate my quarter life hood.

I had my Family Guy dvds to keep me busy and the movie selection aboard was not too shabby.

Luckily, I chose a night flight. The Toronto-Santiago leg was glossed over while I slumbered.

The connecting Santiago-Buenos Aires flight was its own story.
My gosh, I couldn't stay awake for the LIFE of me.

I'd be sitting up calmly watching the virtual map on my screen and, next thing I know, I was rescuing my forehead from the pull-out tray!

Ayyyyy......

When I arrived at Ezeiza Airport, I felt a bit like I did in the Dubai airport.

Swarms of people every which-a-way, predominantly male and, unlike the Dubai airport, decidedly lecherous.

I struggled for a bit to find the car which was to transport me to my accomodations.

Mercifully, a young, twenty something porteno had heard of my program and helped me to be on my way.

Sitting in the chartered taxi, I vainly attempted to make small talk with the driver but it proved futile.

My Spanish was very rusty and I had never quite learned how to speak in more than present and preterit(o).

As we approached the city center, I saw a lot of beautiful statues and parks, places I'd made a mental note to check out once I'd settled in. But then...oh, but then, wait for it..wait for it....

We drive a few more blocks and the streets become a little less clean, the graffiti a little too prominent, the store fronts a little too rundown.

Well, hey, whatever, no big deal, right?

Um...so we find the apartment building I would call home for the next two weeks and the driver offers to ring up to the tenant to make sure there were no communication problems.

"Quien es la chica? Es la maiate?"

I'm all, wtf?

The only time I'd heard that term regularly was in middle school and it was meant to be taken pejoratively, so I was a bit like, Oh, ok, I guess this isn't So Cal....or something.

The tenant was actually a pretty nice woman in her mid to late thirties and a local fashion designer.

Just my luck!

The very first night, I bought a light windbreaker jacket from her before we all headed out to dinner.

All: me, she, her design partner, her guy friend, an Australian dude who had been in my language program and was sticking around taking private classes, and.....her mother and the other designer's mom.

We headed out to eat at about 11pm which is typical of portenos and of latin culture in general.

The meal, and resulting conversation, lasted nearly three hours until I could barely stifle my exhaustion.

I was looking forward to having much more than a catnap!

My room was charmingly decorated with a twin bed, a bureau, night stand, television, and the two kitties, Salvador and G-----, who invaded at every given opportunity.

Those cats were, hands down, the most energetic, dog-like pussies I've ever, ever met.

Salvador, in particular, would just jump on my laptop or crawl all over my back with little warning.

Oh, but the tiger in him did indeed come out!

A few days in, he jumped on my bed after I'd come home from checking out the mall in Palermo.

I leaned forward in front of him, softly cooing, "Salvadorrrrrrrrrr...."

And what does he do?

He proceeds to leap off the bed in one single bound directly aiming his tiny, wiry body towards my face like a starfish.

Only a starfish with CLAWS. From hell.

I jumped back in just enough time to save my face from reconstructive surgery and, um, the wall collided with HIS face.

Serves him right.

Is that mean?

Well, he ran out of the door and nevr tried that shit again!

Although he did like biting me. Feisty critter!

But, I digress.

So, I missed my first day of class due to my overwhelming case of the sleepies but I made it to the language center the next day.

I placed into the intermediate level and was due to come back later that evening and from then on from 2-6pm, 5 days a week.

I walked to and from class nearly every day over the two week program. I was so very happy to have some sort of routine I could count on.

The center was situated in Recoleta, which is an upscale district about a 20 minute walk from the apartment.

The shift in architecture, pollution, noise, and the temperament of the locals was such a jarring contrast.

My apartment was in the San Nicolas district which is an area which just borders the main downtown area and has an abundance of restaurants, although predominantly Italian.

A lot of small family-owned businesses appeared to dominate, although there were plenty of mass-market looking shops as well.

Being on foot, I encountered waaay more than my fair share of pollution, dirt, and exhaust coming from the cars and buses at every single stop light.

I don't know how many times I had to blink and tear up and dab at my eyes because of dirt getting beneath my contact lenses!

Recoleta had a lot less through traffic and, thus, less pollution, and the streets were better maintained.

The people much more aloof and deep in their own thoughts than my hood in San Nic.

Aside from there, and small pockets of Palermo and Palermo Soho, I just couldn't be left to myself.

I was given outright hostile stares from a lot of the local women and weird smiles from the men.

If I may be so bold to make this assumption, I would wager that I was mistaken for a Portuguese-speaking Brazilian more often than not, rather than a Brown Anglophone Americana and thus I had to deal with whatever came along with it.

I had armed myself beforehand with plenty of knowledge about the 'ethnic' experience in South America and purchased cultural guides and books with specific reference of Argentina.

Yet, I'm not sure if anything could have prepared me for the often icy reception I would attract.

It was awful difficult attempting to blend in and 'just be a tourist.'

Didn't happen there.

Buenos Aires was the one nut I couldn't crack.

I had read plenty about portenos being a proud people and priding themselves on their "european-ness.....ness" (lol).

I was prepared for that and I felt that having lived in Paris would be the best primer for this kind of thing, non?

Heck no.

The level to which a lot of the locals I encountered were mistrustful of darker skinned foreigners was downright distressing at times.

I've been to many countries,although admittedly the majority are in Western Europe, and I've dealt with feeling 'out of sorts'.

However, unfortunately, I truly felt like I had entered the twilight zone circa 'antebellum south' here!

Americans and Europeans who visit who are Caucasian or Latin in appearance will most definitely fare better than I did.

I would not discourage anyone with interest from going but it took a stiff upper lip to deal with people there at times.

I mean, perhaps it was a tip off to you readers that I was more interested in the apartment cats than people while there from my earlier descriptions.

And I rarely ever find cats amusing, with few exceptions! (***note: Surprisingly, I've been converted into an all-around cat lover since late 2008!).

I hesitated to write my travel experience in Bs As because I wanted to find something really awesome about my trip to redeem it and negate the less than spectacular aspects.

I can normally overlook a lot of things that go wrong, especially in the name of travel but this one was...whew...

In closing, I will summarize what was actually pretty neat about being there. And I'll try and curtail the cringe-worthy factors:

Pros

->The US dollar is actually worth something there! The ratio is about 3:1 to the Argentine peso.

->The food was incredible (and cheap).

Every single meal I had was worth remembering and I savored every bite.

It was right up there with the quality of cuisine in Paris and New York, although I had to take a few points off for lack of variety.

->It is close to Montevideo, Uruguay, Iguazzu Falls, and Bariloche is a well-reknowned ski resort town in northern Argentina.

->The language program was the best one I've ever participated in..and I got a 94/100 on my final exam!

There were only 5 people in my class and the instructor,a local portena, was extremely effective.

She certainly made Spanish lessons something to look forward to.

A lot of the trivia games brought forth my competitive side with gusto!

Como quieres esos manzanas?

CONS

->Lots of grafitti and trash in a bunch of areas.

->The rich/poor dichotomy is extremely apparent.

->Unwelcoming, suspicious locals.

->Pollution

->This was the very first time when travelling by myself actually sucked.

All in all, I'd return to Argentina, although not by myself.

I'm actually more keen on checking out Brazil or other nearby South American countries (with or without a travel partner).

Now, Nashville....woohoo! Oh, my stars!

It exceeded my expectations and then some.

I flew with Southwest and spent a long weekend immersed in near non-stop country music, southern cuisine, palatial estates, friendly smiles, and the genre of hot, humid weather you can only get back East/SouthEast.

Aside from Carrie Underwood, Shania, and Faith Hill, I am none too familiar with the country music genre.

Dare I say I became the biggest new fan of country/folksy singer Marshall Chapman?

She was performing at the Bluebird Cafe along with 3 other singer/songwriters.

I was taken away instantly with her magnetic story-telling and soulful, spirited baritone voice.

A scenic drive through the Bellemeade section of the city showcased the grand homes which instantly evoke images of Tara in Gone With the Wind.

Do they still name houses these days?

I was told no, but, dammit, I'll name 'em if they won't.

These homes were like people!

Home is a dirty four letter word that just ain't fittin'.

The following night, a visit to the Grand Ole Opry was a novel experience, as we were able to stand on the stage while the performers cranked out their tunes, rhinestones glittering, boots a-shining, toes a-tapping.

I know I'm corny, but, ya kinda had to be there!

I enjoyed myself immensely.

I am hankering to return and check out more of Music City and all that it has to offer.

A big kiss to the citizens of Nashville for being so sweet and kind, progressive, and welcoming during my way-too-short visit.

Originally published May 2011.

Monday, June 6, 2011

The Golden Voice Mouths Off


The Golden Voice Mouths Off

Familiar with the story of YouTube sensation, Ted Williams?

The homeless guy with a voice so lovely, the angels masticate their wings? I said MASTICATE.

Perv!

Ted, born in Bedford-Stuyvesant, Brooklyn, NY is a former talk radio show host from Ohio.

Unfortunately, around 1993, his life took a turn for the worse as he began to deteriorate, embattled with a hardcore drug and alcohol addiction.

This dark phase led to bouts of homelessness as his life continued to spiral downward over the years.

But, hark!

Discovered holding a street sign on a highway exit, Ted Williams has recently been offered countless opportunities to turn his life around as his silky smooth voice went viral.

3 million-fold.

However, he appears to have hit a wee bit of a hiccup as he was detained LAST NIGHT.

Police were called in to regulate after reports of a heated argument between he and his daughter at the Renaissance Hotel in Hollywood.

Now, I'm pretty familiar with the Renaissance, and it is pretty bad-ass, so he must have been treated to this lil lap of luxury from one of his many new big-time 'followers'.

But, of course!

It is only natural for them to pamper their newest media darling.

I mean, he has been doing countless television appearances with lighting speed.

Ragamuffin and all. (I say this with love. =):

If your voice is that damn good, well, you're fully entitled to have a face made for radio.

Am I right or am I right?

Or was that mean?

He cleans up reasonably well, so perhaps I'm just joshin'.....

In your pants!!!

=>Ha ha! Had to insert the Craig Ferguson reference there. He's a doll.

Here's to hoping this little blip on the radar means nothing in the grand scheme of things for this talented man.

Very glad to hear that, at least for now, physical violence seems not to have taken place.

I'm all for new beginnings..but it seems he may have to leave some folks behind if they wish to drag him back down.

Oh, and, get this:

Ted's got 9 kids....

Yeah, I'll bet!...

No surprise there, that the panties just fall off when your voice is that melodic, einh?

I've included a CBS YouTube video link of Mr. Golden, Ted Williams, below.

Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWG6zNf4xY0

Originally published on Jan 11, 2o11

Sunday, June 5, 2011

A Southern Fairytale

A Southland Fairytale


Perhaps you're familiar with this joke:

Question: How does a traditional fairy tale start?
Answer: Once upon a time.....
Question: How does a Southern fairy tale start?
Answer: "Y'all ain't gonna beLIEVE this sh**!!!


Thursday afternoon, I was given the opportunity to play the role of a hooker on the TNT television series Southland.

Go, me! Right?

There were three other sexy actresses filling the heart- of- gold character roles and an assortment of, let's say,

"exciting/ possibly dangerous/ but super nice and sweet to me and the whole cast and crew so who cares?" featured extras as 'gangstas'.

Thanks for the memories and I hope I get to see you all again!

In fact, I had a grrrreat time, despite the fact that I spent the first hour or so terribly confused.

It was my first time on-location or working in any capacity for the show, so I kinda had to play catch-up as I went along.

And then I got lost again!

Hiding in plain sight, it was profoundly difficult to discern who was what, when, where and why.

And how.

And a whole lotta wtf moments ensued!


Good times... So glad I wasn't the only one looking around positively entranced....

We were literally smack dab in the 'city' of Los Angeles..and well, we're Los Angelenos, so we all look pretty much alike in that,


" Where do I know you from?"



"Are you a friend or a frenemy?"

world that be Hollywood.


I'm still on a hunt for pix from the shoot. Stay tuned!

Other than that, I was able to join Marlboro Man (a name I bestowed upon this lovely, fascinating creature) and Tommy Gunn at Brixton  in Redondo Beach to watch Big Noize:

"An All-Star band featuring Carlos Cavazo of Quiet Riot and Ratt, Vinny Appice of Black Sabboth, Dio and Ozzy, Joe Lynn Turner of Deep Purple and Rainbow, and Phill Soussan of Ozzy, Jimmy Paige, Vince Neil and Billy Idol."

Good times, yet again!

Although, y'all ain't gonna beLIEVE this sh**!!!


I got sooo lost on the way there.


Since Hermosa, Manhattan, and Redondo are thisclosetogether,
I miscalculated exactly how far from the actual venue I should park.

Therefore, after, say, walking ten-or-so odd blocks in the dark of night, still wearing a lot of my earlier garb (but with velour pants on to cover up my fishnets!),

I made it after crying unc and hailing a cab near the Crowne Plaza hotel.

And, "No, thank you" mister whoever- you- were, for being oh-so-kind to offer me a ride to the show from your vehicle ever so fervently while I was en route.

And, "Yes! Thank YOU, Perky" for being my phone-friend the whole long, solitary stroll to Brixton.


Do I look like a hooker to you or something?!?!?!?!

Oh, wait. Don't answer that!*grins*


Cheers and Jeers,
SANDRA LONDON

P.S.: Read more about Big Noize at: http://www.myspace.com/abignoize
*Originally published on January 29, 2011

A Night for White Knights


A Night for White Knights

"I always do depend on the kindness of strangers..."

Today calls for a Valentines Day Tribute to the white knights in shining armor who have been so generous throughout my lifetime and career as a web chick.

You mean so very much and you DO so very much to make me smile, to make me laugh, to make me thank the stars above that there are living, breathing angels right here on earth.

Here's to a long, luxurious alliance of kindred spirits, lonely hearts, abundant moments of joy and unbridled excellence.

It's all because of you that any of THIS is possible.

You keep me going through good times and bad.

Through the 'dawn's early light' and the periods of abyss, which befall despite my most earnest intentions....

A.T., P.K., M.M., B.B., and yes, definitely you, M.D. You mean the world to me.

In honor of you, and in honor of Valentines Day:

Here's one of my most favorite poems, by the revered French ecrivain, Monsieur Charles Baudelaire....
 

A une passante -Charles Baudelaire 

La rue assourdissante autour de moi hurlait.
Longue, mince, en grand deuil, douleur majestueuse,
Une femme passa, d'une main fastueuse
Soulevant, balançant le feston et l'ourlet ;

Agile et noble, avec sa jambe de statue.
Moi, je buvais, crispé comme un extravagant,
Dans son oeil, ciel livide où germe l'ouragan,
La douceur qui fascine et le plaisir qui tue.

Un éclair... puis la nuit ! - Fugitive beauté
Dont le regard m'a fait soudainement renaître,
Ne te verrai-je plus que dans l'éternité ?

Ailleurs, bien loin d'ici ! trop tard ! jamais peut-être !
Car j'ignore où tu fuis, tu ne sais où je vais,
Ô toi que j'eusse aimée, ô toi qui le savais !
 



My English Translation

The busy boulevard screeched all around me
Long, thin, in great mourning, majestic sorrow
A woman passed, of such controlled, elegant poise and grace
Lifting, swinging her hem and her seam
 
Agile and noble, with her statuesque legs
Me, I was drunk in her presence, tense like an extravagant
In her eyes, a blue sky from which hurricanes are stirred
A fascinating tenderness and a pleasure which kills
 
A flash....then night falls! Fugitive beauty
Whose eyes had so suddenly awakened me within
Will I never see you again for all of eternity?

Elsewhere, quite far away from this moment! Too late! Never, perhaps!
For I have no idea where you have fled,
You know not of where I am going

Oh, you, who I would have loved,

Oh, you, who knew this all along!
 
Originally published on Feb 15,2011 

Lady Peacock
 

Saturday, June 4, 2011

How I Do It: Getting It In (and Out)


How I Do It: Getting it in (and out) of my mind and onto the web

Disclaimer: This ain't about boinkin'...it's about writing. Feel free to skip to the bottom for a cute pic so you won't feel like I totally roped you into reading this post!!!

<I'm all under-dressed and in de-compress mode now. It's 1:30 am and I'm lying on my stow-away bed (read: mattress on the floor in my office).
I can't believe they haven't invented real mini-mes yet...I definitely need one!
I so need a twin!>


The work never ends.

I read and write a LOT.

And so, a lot of funny business happens when I also have to...do other stuff...or at least remember I'm supposed to.

So the juggling act begins because I've got a ridiculous amount of storage space in my own humanoid brain.

Oh, and it gets filled. Ya, mon!

I mean, I'm a Master in my own right, academically-speaking.

And to do that, a few odd years ago, I spent an unbelievable amount of time producing a gigantor thesis in (not one, but) two languages.

In this self-made, do-it-yourself itty bitty interworld, somebody please say that matters.

Please? I wuv u!

I love writing, I do, but these days I've got notes (hand-written, 'cuz I'm ole school) up to my eyelashes in:

                                                Things I'll Remember


A) Forever

Like, literally, FOREVER.

I am sorta proud to admit that I can often recall and recite prior conversations.

VERBATIM...

I'm not kidding you.

Ask any boyfriend I've ever had. *giggles*)


B) Long Enough

Like,

"Turn OFF the heater, in like, 5 minutes, before you blow up your scanner that's sitting waay too close to your heating apparatus."

Yes, I write random ish like that down. Don't judge me! )


C) For the Rest of the Day

But which will be promptly forgotten upon awakening, and which will not be retrieved for an indecipherable amount of time.


D) Until I Try to Throw Any Notes Away

And then look and go,

"Oh my lordy, why am I only finding this NOW? When did I write this? How come I didn't put a time stamp and date on it?"
--->I do time-stamp and date my hand-written notes nowadays...Hey, when all else fails, rely on your private school-ingrained note-taking training!)


E) But Not Realize I Still Remember

Until something completely unrelated reminds me....

<I swear, I must be a bit 'touched' with savant-like that tend to erupt at impromptu, inconvenient, and often hiLARious moments!>

And when I write savant, I mean gangsta, just so you know. =)


F) But Will Forget Right After I Write It Down

And upon which my eyes will not veer towards, possibly ever again.

Blame it on the submissive within me for not daring to look up.

Yeah, that works.


G) With The Attention of a Short Attention Span Theater And Not Even Finish Writing Down

Or won't be able to decipher because my attention is cAlled to something oh-so-immediate mid-sentence...

"Oooh, puppies!"

"Oooh, new twitter follower"

"Ooh, my sexy, sexy socks....so cozy!..."

"Damnit, I need to go turn off the heater!!!"



                                             What's my point again?


Oh, yeah..so...

As silly as it may appear to you, my dear readers...

It is only when, in a land and time not so long ago, I picked my pen and paper back up again, like the warm, frenzied days of grad, and coupled it WITH online-ing(?) that I could even be a decent person to know in print.

As opposed to a horrid spaz.

Or a shit-covered snowflake.

You choose.

Damn.

Overshare much?


But, there, that was my point....

That, there.

Like, if you scroll up and re-read.

Yeah.

In short, I'm loads more productive when I write AND type, in tandem...

And I'm only glass half-full if I rely on the rat-a-tat-tat of a cell phone or computer keyboard.

So that's how it all comes full circle in that, um, glass.


***scurries away to get lost again in zee web***

~Originally Published in Feb 2011

For Once and Future Kings and Queens

~For Once and Future Kings and Queens~
Sandra London Photo taken June 2010 @ El Matador Beach, Malibu, CA
  I am proud to present a selection of a few of my All-Time Favorite Quotations:

1) "In this internet land of ghosts, I am not a person. I am an avatar, porting electrons and intertwining my thoughts with glowing symbols on the screen.  And there is no escape from The Village of the Internet, because there is nowhere else to go.

Rather Tookish to want to try and leave.
And also to stay." -"Catnip"

2) "A round man cannot be expected to fit into a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape."- Mark Twain

3) "Actions speak louder than words but not nearly as often."-M.T.

4) "Buy land. They're not making it anymore."-M/T.

5) "Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."-M.T.

6) "Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get."- ?

7) "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."-Mark Twain

8) "Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds under the heel which has crushed it."- ?

9) "Honesty is the best policy---when there's money in it." - M.T.

10) "I have been complimented countless times and it always embarasses me, I always feel that they have not said enough."-M.T.

11) " I must have a prodigious quantity of mind-- it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up."-?

12) "Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to."-Mark Twain

13) "The most interesting information comes from children. Because they tell what they know and then stop."--Mark Twain

14) "We have the best government that money can buy."

15) "When red-haired people are above a certain social grade, their hair is auburn."

16) "You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."-Helen Keller

17) "Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye."-Helen Keller

18) "What I am looking for is not out there. It is in me."-Helen Keller

19) "Good things happen to those who hustle"-Anais Nin

20) "The dream was always running ahead of me. To catch up, to live for a moment in unison with it, that was the miracle."-Anais Nin

21) "A man is rich in proportion to which he can afford to let alone".-Henry David Thoreau

22) "Aim above morality. Be not simply good, be good for something".-Henry David Thoreau

23) "As if you could kill time without injuring eternity."-Henry David Thoreau

24) "Do not worry if you have built your castles in the air. They are where they should be. Now put the foundations under them."-Henry David Thoreau

25) "Leap, and the net shall appear."


Sandra London Photo taken June 2010 El Matador Beach, Malibu, CA


Welcome to To Live and Grind in L.A. Archives

Hello, angels, hearts, bunnies, loves, and tweetie-sweeties!


It's "moi",  your webmistress, Sandra London, your virtual naughty nudie next door!

I decided to stop daydreaming about taking action and kicked my own bum into leaping forward, full speed ahead, to restore the majority of my previous blog posts from my OG Original To Live and Grind in L.A. site here, per your ardent, feverish requests;)

What you will see here will be the reposting of my original musings dating from December 15th, 2010-April 2011, before the jump.


All new blog posts/site updates from April 2011 onwards  will continue to be published on my current ToLiveandGrindinL.A. domain.

imsandralondon.blogspot.com <you are here> is being created lovingly for those moments of nostalgia, whimsy, reflection, and well, recognition of the grassroots from which my official, candid online web presence as Sandra London was spawned.


Enjoy the rewind....=)

And thanks for the nudge!!!






Your Goddess of Zeitgeist, et al

SANDRA LONDON

~Saw It. Wanted It. Smiled Real Perky. Got It!~ -To Live and Grind in L.A.

p.s.: Uploading.....