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Thursday, May 3, 2012
Lil Miss Dangerous (Limited Time Only, Upon Request)
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Monday, December 19, 2011
Something Like Seven Minutes of Heaven
It's been an interesting weekend. I am not quite sure how (or WHY) but I had heard as much as you all surely had, about the wonderful rare full moon that was on deck last night.
And, yet, I still spent 22 out of 24 hours yesterday thinking it was still Friday!
Yes, you can shake your head in dismay! I don't get it, either!
But that's what happens to bookworms or rammy pigs* like me.
We get all stuck in our headspace from time to time, calendars be damned.
Well, anyways, I did actually venture out from my home last night, still in "Friday" mode...and it was well after dark.
I haunted three different lady dens (i.e.: strip clubs) with two strapping gentlemen in tow, to see what I've been missing out on!
I like to go to strip clubs randomly every now and again not so much for the boobage, although, sure, boobs can be delightful for what they are....but kind of for technical, observatory reasons.....
Which, if I'm asked a banal, boorishly pedantic question or hear some general comment by friends in tow like,
"Oooh, it looks busy! The girls must be making BANK!"
I either hold my tongue or throw their head for a tailspin when I reply,
" Umm...have you seen ANY of those girls get tipped more than three bucks, aside from __________, who looks like she has her regular visiting her in the club right now? And, uh, why is the lap dance room empty?"
Yes, she's HOT as all hell.
That doesn't mean she made more than whoever is the requisite 'ugmo' in the club tonight.
You're doing what a LOT of the guys here tonight are doing to this slamming, gorgeous gal....
....LOOKING....
But did you comment on her lusciousness while pulling out at a stack of dollars or are you just 'tipping me off' to a fellow hottie, as if that actually DOES something for ME OR HER?
Whew! Where are my manners?
I am not often prone to ranting in this way, but this is, truthfully, what I either think or, per chance, SAY when an 'outsider' thinks he can make an educated insider guess as to how a particular club, girl, or TYPE of club is doing.
It's hard to keep quiet.
But usually after giving them that above speech 'just once'...well, they try and compose more meaningful thoughts before speaking on the industry in my presence.
This was surely not meant to come out all mean, so I apologize in advance if any offense is taken whatsoever.
However, I might as well put it out there, no? I promise you I'm tooooootally reeeeeally nice, like 92% of the time.
Promise!
But when something IS on my mind...it tends to come out if I have a direct, personal connection with what is being discussed or, sometimes, even mentioned!
That being said,
I enjoyed all three clubs for what they were and turned my spidey senses off for a bit so that I wouldn't spoil the evening with any off-the-cuff remarks.
A smirk, smile, and light shake of the head (no, no, my dear) is sometimes much more effective than anything else ever could be!
But, yes, I am glad I went.
I'm glad WE went.
I'm glad WE went.
And I'm glad that the three clubs were already catalogued in my mind as three of the best clubs in Los Angeles County.
AAAAAnyways!!!
I hope you love them.
I hereby present seven more of my ATF quotations:
1) "Gradually, everything that happens in the world is coming to be of interest everywhere in the world. And, gradually, thoughtful men and women everywhere are sitting in judgment upon the conduct of all nations."-Eliha Root
2) "I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better."-Plutarch
3) "The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing."-A German Proverb
4) "The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong."-Carl Jung
5) "Love is much like a wild rose---beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense."-Mark Overby
6) "A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has."-Margaret Mead
7) "Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind."-Theodore Roosevelt
Time's Up!!!!
Sandra LONDON
*This post was originally written and published on To Live and Grind in L.A. on March 20, 2011.
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Thursday, November 3, 2011
Like Sweaters for Penguins: Exxxotica New Jersey
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| Photo credit: Toby Zerna http://abcnews.go.com/images/International/rex_penguin_sweaters_ll_111020_wblog.jpg |
So, ya, like outerwear for penguins...***
I hope you all will allow me to be all warm and fuzzy and extend the cheeriest, fuzziest invite to Exxxotica New Jersey from November 4th-November 6th, 2011 <this weekend!>.
Come check out the latest in adult inter-tainment and webluvin'....all in one neat lil complex that be: the New Jersey Convention Center.
On opening night, pop in to my seminar on Webcamming for Fun and For Profit alongside Alex Goyk of MyFreeCams as we share with you the wonderful world of baring it all on the world wide web.
Lots o' sticky goodness and glob of g-string!
Guaranteed to be informative, interesting, and intensely stimulating. And you just might join the bare-assed brigade of webdom(me) with us all.
Saddle up, young ladies and gentlemen....you're in for a rip-roaring ride!
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| YEE HAW! OHHH......mmmmm.......flpbbffttttgrrr....purr....mmmm...oh, ya,mon!;) |
Cheers and Kerchiefs,
Sandra LONDON
Monday, October 31, 2011
Fifteen Freaky Factoids To Fondle
Fifteen Freaky Facts to Fondle
(Say that five times fast. Furiously! With fervor! While fisting!)
1) Only two female mammals possess hymens: Humans and Horses.
2) The Sanskrit word for "war" means "Desire for more cows."
3) Monaco's national orchestra is bigger than its army.
4) Anthropologists know of no known human society whose children don't play hide and seek.
5) Sex between snakes lasts from 6-12 hours.
6) In Chinese, the characters for "crisis" and "opportunity" are the same.
7) The word "Sunday" is not in the Bible.
8) Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas?*
9) A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, however, a monkey cannot.
10) An adult giraffe's kick is so powerful, it can decapitate a lion.**
11) The Moon smells like gunpowder.
12) The whip was the first invention to break the sound barrier.***
13) Pearls melt in vinegar.****
14) Venus is the only planet in the solar system that rotates clockwise.
15) Honey is the only food that does not spoil.
NOTES
*Attention: camgirls ;) jk!
** So speaking softly and carrying tall, skinny legs is a killer combo after all! *Smiles*
***You don't say!
****So, stay sweet and slippery, gentlemen! Or you're gonna get all wet if we play rough.....;P
Found these factoids at: http://www.mysterytopia.com
There's loads more there.
So if you liked some of these, you'll probably dig the whole montage.
Happy Friday!
Your Honey Chile',
Sandra London
(Say that five times fast. Furiously! With fervor! While fisting!)
1) Only two female mammals possess hymens: Humans and Horses.
2) The Sanskrit word for "war" means "Desire for more cows."
3) Monaco's national orchestra is bigger than its army.
4) Anthropologists know of no known human society whose children don't play hide and seek.
5) Sex between snakes lasts from 6-12 hours.
6) In Chinese, the characters for "crisis" and "opportunity" are the same.
7) The word "Sunday" is not in the Bible.
8) Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas?*
9) A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, however, a monkey cannot.
10) An adult giraffe's kick is so powerful, it can decapitate a lion.**
11) The Moon smells like gunpowder.
12) The whip was the first invention to break the sound barrier.***
13) Pearls melt in vinegar.****
14) Venus is the only planet in the solar system that rotates clockwise.
15) Honey is the only food that does not spoil.
NOTES
*Attention: camgirls ;) jk!
** So speaking softly and carrying tall, skinny legs is a killer combo after all! *Smiles*
***You don't say!
****So, stay sweet and slippery, gentlemen! Or you're gonna get all wet if we play rough.....;P
Found these factoids at: http://www.mysterytopia.com
There's loads more there.
So if you liked some of these, you'll probably dig the whole montage.
Happy Friday!
Your Honey Chile',
Sandra London
Saturday, July 23, 2011
Sandra London's Top 20 Favorites of 2010
Top 20 Things I Enjoyed in 2010 | |
Well, top o' the mornin' to you, too! Here's to a wonderful holiday season for the whole entire world. Why? Because everyone deserves to have a joyful close to the year and wish for bigger and better things in the new year! I'd just like to share a few things that, well, Kicked Ass this year: 1) The movie Kick Ass (You knew it was coming) 2) Being a featured guest on Playboy Radio. 3) Watching the movie "Peacock" starring Cillian Murphy. 4) Learning more than I ever thought possible about civil litigation.;) 5) Resort style communities. 6) The Luxe Hotel 7) Vending Machines (When they work!) 8) Doggies and Kitty Cats 9) Books (As in printed, hardcover/paperback. For serious.) 10) Following a few true crime stories and updates. 11) My wee lil netbook. 12) Free and cheap items on Craigslist. 13) Skype Video Conferencing 14) Breakfast Omelettes with bacon, mushroom, and tomato 15)Late night food delivery. 16) Home Heating Systems 17) Collaborating with like-minded people 18) Being 'connected' (or ability to do so) 24/7 19) Secret Santas 20) Um, comfortable bed(s) (bedding/linen/mattresses? lol) Tell me yours! Sandra London -Saw It. Wanted It. Smiled Real Perky. Got It!"- To Live and Grind in L.A. |
Saturday, June 4, 2011
For Once and Future Kings and Queens
~For Once and Future Kings and Queens~
I am proud to present a selection of a few of my All-Time Favorite Quotations:
1) "In this internet land of ghosts, I am not a person. I am an avatar, porting electrons and intertwining my thoughts with glowing symbols on the screen. And there is no escape from The Village of the Internet, because there is nowhere else to go.
Rather Tookish to want to try and leave.
And also to stay." -"Catnip"
2) "A round man cannot be expected to fit into a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape."- Mark Twain
3) "Actions speak louder than words but not nearly as often."-M.T.
4) "Buy land. They're not making it anymore."-M/T.
5) "Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."-M.T.
6) "Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get."- ?
7) "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."-Mark Twain
8) "Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds under the heel which has crushed it."- ?
9) "Honesty is the best policy---when there's money in it." - M.T.
10) "I have been complimented countless times and it always embarasses me, I always feel that they have not said enough."-M.T.
11) " I must have a prodigious quantity of mind-- it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up."-?
12) "Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to."-Mark Twain
13) "The most interesting information comes from children. Because they tell what they know and then stop."--Mark Twain
14) "We have the best government that money can buy."
15) "When red-haired people are above a certain social grade, their hair is auburn."
16) "You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."-Helen Keller
17) "Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye."-Helen Keller
18) "What I am looking for is not out there. It is in me."-Helen Keller
19) "Good things happen to those who hustle"-Anais Nin
20) "The dream was always running ahead of me. To catch up, to live for a moment in unison with it, that was the miracle."-Anais Nin
21) "A man is rich in proportion to which he can afford to let alone".-Henry David Thoreau
22) "Aim above morality. Be not simply good, be good for something".-Henry David Thoreau
23) "As if you could kill time without injuring eternity."-Henry David Thoreau
24) "Do not worry if you have built your castles in the air. They are where they should be. Now put the foundations under them."-Henry David Thoreau
25) "Leap, and the net shall appear."
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| Sandra London Photo taken June 2010 @ El Matador Beach, Malibu, CA |
1) "In this internet land of ghosts, I am not a person. I am an avatar, porting electrons and intertwining my thoughts with glowing symbols on the screen. And there is no escape from The Village of the Internet, because there is nowhere else to go.
Rather Tookish to want to try and leave.
And also to stay." -"Catnip"
2) "A round man cannot be expected to fit into a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape."- Mark Twain
3) "Actions speak louder than words but not nearly as often."-M.T.
4) "Buy land. They're not making it anymore."-M/T.
5) "Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."-M.T.
6) "Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get."- ?
7) "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."-Mark Twain
8) "Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds under the heel which has crushed it."- ?
9) "Honesty is the best policy---when there's money in it." - M.T.
10) "I have been complimented countless times and it always embarasses me, I always feel that they have not said enough."-M.T.
11) " I must have a prodigious quantity of mind-- it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up."-?
12) "Man is the only animal that blushes, or needs to."-Mark Twain
13) "The most interesting information comes from children. Because they tell what they know and then stop."--Mark Twain
14) "We have the best government that money can buy."
15) "When red-haired people are above a certain social grade, their hair is auburn."
16) "You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."-Helen Keller
17) "Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye."-Helen Keller
18) "What I am looking for is not out there. It is in me."-Helen Keller
19) "Good things happen to those who hustle"-Anais Nin
20) "The dream was always running ahead of me. To catch up, to live for a moment in unison with it, that was the miracle."-Anais Nin
21) "A man is rich in proportion to which he can afford to let alone".-Henry David Thoreau
22) "Aim above morality. Be not simply good, be good for something".-Henry David Thoreau
23) "As if you could kill time without injuring eternity."-Henry David Thoreau
24) "Do not worry if you have built your castles in the air. They are where they should be. Now put the foundations under them."-Henry David Thoreau
25) "Leap, and the net shall appear."
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| Sandra London Photo taken June 2010 El Matador Beach, Malibu, CA |
Welcome to To Live and Grind in L.A. Archives
Hello, angels, hearts, bunnies, loves, and tweetie-sweeties!
It's "moi", your webmistress, Sandra London, your virtual naughty nudie next door!
I decided to stop daydreaming about taking action and kicked my own bum into leaping forward, full speed ahead, to restore the majority of my previous blog posts from my OG Original To Live and Grind in L.A. site here, per your ardent, feverish requests;)
What you will see here will be the reposting of my original musings dating from December 15th, 2010-April 2011, before the jump.
All new blog posts/site updates from April 2011 onwards will continue to be published on my current ToLiveandGrindinL.A. domain.
imsandralondon.blogspot.com <you are here> is being created lovingly for those moments of nostalgia, whimsy, reflection, and well, recognition of the grassroots from which my official, candid online web presence as Sandra London was spawned.
Enjoy the rewind....=)
And thanks for the nudge!!!
Your Goddess of Zeitgeist, et al
SANDRA LONDON
~Saw It. Wanted It. Smiled Real Perky. Got It!~ -To Live and Grind in L.A.
p.s.: Uploading.....
It's "moi", your webmistress, Sandra London, your virtual naughty nudie next door!
I decided to stop daydreaming about taking action and kicked my own bum into leaping forward, full speed ahead, to restore the majority of my previous blog posts from my OG Original To Live and Grind in L.A. site here, per your ardent, feverish requests;)
What you will see here will be the reposting of my original musings dating from December 15th, 2010-April 2011, before the jump.
All new blog posts/site updates from April 2011 onwards will continue to be published on my current ToLiveandGrindinL.A. domain.
imsandralondon.blogspot.com <you are here> is being created lovingly for those moments of nostalgia, whimsy, reflection, and well, recognition of the grassroots from which my official, candid online web presence as Sandra London was spawned.
Enjoy the rewind....=)
And thanks for the nudge!!!
Your Goddess of Zeitgeist, et al
SANDRA LONDON
~Saw It. Wanted It. Smiled Real Perky. Got It!~ -To Live and Grind in L.A.
p.s.: Uploading.....
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