Something Like Seven Minutes of Heaven

Happy Day, chick-a-dees!

It's been an interesting weekend. I am not quite sure how (or WHY) but I had heard as much as you all surely had, about the wonderful rare full moon that was on deck last night.

And, yet, I still spent 22 out of 24 hours yesterday thinking it was still Friday!

Yes, you can shake your head in dismay! I don't get it, either!

But that's what happens to bookworms or rammy pigs* like me.

We get all stuck in our headspace from time to time, calendars be damned.

Well, anyways, I did actually venture out from my home last night, still in "Friday" mode...and it was well after dark.

I haunted three different lady dens (i.e.: strip clubs) with two strapping gentlemen in tow, to see what I've been missing out on!

I like to go to strip clubs randomly every now and again not so much for the boobage, although, sure, boobs can be delightful for what they are....but kind of for technical, observatory reasons.....

Which, if I'm asked a banal, boorishly pedantic question or hear some general comment by friends in tow like,

 "Oooh, it looks busy! The girls must be making BANK!"

I either hold my tongue or throw their head for a tailspin when I reply,

 " Umm...have you seen ANY of those girls get tipped more than three bucks, aside from __________, who looks like she has her regular visiting her in the club right now? And, uh, why is the lap dance room empty?"

 Yes, she's HOT as all hell.

That doesn't mean she made more than whoever is the requisite 'ugmo' in the club tonight.

You're doing what a LOT of the guys here tonight are doing to this slamming, gorgeous gal....

....LOOKING....

But did you comment on her lusciousness while pulling out at a stack of dollars or are you just 'tipping me off' to a fellow hottie, as if that actually DOES something for ME  OR HER?

Whew! Where are my manners?

 I am not often prone to ranting in this way, but this is, truthfully, what I either think or, per chance, SAY when an 'outsider' thinks he can make an educated insider guess as to how a particular club, girl, or TYPE of club is doing.

It's hard to keep quiet.

But usually after giving them that above speech 'just once'...well, they try and compose more meaningful thoughts before speaking on the industry in my presence.

This was surely not meant to come out all mean, so I apologize in advance if any offense is taken whatsoever.

However, I might as well put it out there, no? I promise you I'm tooooootally reeeeeally nice, like 92% of the time.

Promise!

But when something IS on my mind...it tends to come out if I have a direct, personal connection with what is being discussed or, sometimes, even mentioned!

That being said,

I enjoyed all three clubs for what they were and turned my spidey senses off for a bit so that I wouldn't spoil the evening with any off-the-cuff remarks.

A smirk, smile, and light shake of the head (no, no, my dear) is sometimes much more effective than anything else ever could be!

But, yes, I am glad I went.

I'm glad WE went.

And I'm glad that the three clubs were already catalogued in my mind as three of the best clubs in Los Angeles County.

AAAAAnyways!!!

I leave you with a few quotes, for some inspiration, feel-good time, and positive, altruistic reflection.

I hope you love them.

  I hereby present seven more of my ATF quotations:

1) "Gradually, everything that happens in the world is coming to be of interest everywhere in the world. And, gradually, thoughtful men and women everywhere are sitting in judgment upon the conduct of all nations."-Eliha Root

2) "I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better."-Plutarch

3) "The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing."-A German Proverb

4) "The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong."-Carl Jung

5) "Love is much like a wild rose---beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense."-Mark Overby

6) "A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has."-Margaret Mead

7) "Great thoughts speak only to the thoughtful mind, but great actions speak to all mankind."-Theodore Roosevelt


Time's Up!!!!

Sandra LONDON

*This post was originally written and published on To Live and Grind in L.A. on March 20, 2011.

Check out the latest updates of Live and Grind on: http://www.toliveandgrindinla.com 

Live and Grind's First Interview Ever: The Wall Street Stripper

Featured Female WebStar: Ms. Randi Newton of www.wallstreetstripper.com


Female WebStar, Randi Newton, graciously accepted my request to be my first feature interviewee for this site

Meet Randi

Randi Newton is the author of Wall Street Stripper, the book, and owns a website/blog of the same name.

A former Wall Street analyst turned exotic dancer turned media maven, she has been something of an inspiration to chick-a-dees like me.

Alors, imagine my excitement when she agreed and has quite quickly become such a warm, amiable, and friendly new... friend!!!

Yay!


Continue on to see what transpires when two bookish gals meet up for a tete-a-tete:



RANDI NEWTON y SANDRA LONDON : THE TETE A TETE A DEUX

Sandra London: Can you describe in more detail how and why you procured that funeral home job you mentioned on your website/blog:
http://www.wallstreetstripper.com?



Randi Newton:

When I worked at the funeral home, it was when I was in college and only for a short amount of time. I worked in pre-need sales-(buy before you die).

Let's face it, everyone will die someday. If you purchase a funeral beforehand, it ends up being a great deal cheaper than if you wait until someone else takes care of the costs for you...

Then again, once you've "moved on", it really doesn't affect your pocketbook does it? But it's an expensive "purchase" nonetheless.

I was a glorified secretary that was "in training" to do sales, which involved a lot of cold calling, and the sales position wasn't salaried, but comission based-when those sales were made, one could make a "killing"...pun intended, most comissions starting around $2,500.

BUT--- not everyone wants to pre-pay for their funeral.

It was a very somber and morbid feeling working around the profit of death. I was going through depression in college, and eventually left that position because I didn't see it leading to a "lively" future.

I did not take advantage of my half-off employee discount buy before you die funeral...oh well...




Sandra:  The nanny job: Were you a carer for a posh family? Did they have any unusual work duties for you or crazy demands or were they really laidback and creative types?


Randi: The family I worked with were posh, yet humble and very sensible with their finances from what I observed.

My work duties weren't crazy, no wild demands.

Although I talked on the phone entirely way too much (which they hated-and this was during my "off hours"), but I was a live in nanny so I was always on call.

The mother is a successful shoe designer, and the father is someone who's had a successful career in television-behind the scenes.

I don't keep in touch with them, but wish them the best.

Their children no longer have a nanny.

NIGHT MOVES USA 2011 TAMPA AWARDS DANCERS

Sandra: What parallels did you see in working for a Manhattan nightclub after having worked on Wall Street? How did you apply what you learned from the corporate world to the club? Were there ways in which your experience actually HURT you or made it more difficult compared to dancers with less education or different life experiences?


Randi: The parallels I've seen working in a club, coming out of a corporate office job, or really any other job I've held, is that there are the same issues and problems, but presented in different circumstances.

There will always be peers you may not get along with, and minor disagreements here and there. But other than my co-workers being half naked, there wasn't THAT big of a difference. If anything, going into the job with a "business" mentality helped me:

a) maximize my time and profits and

b) deal better with co-workers by keeping my personal life and drama out of work so I could better focus on my tasks of actually WORKING at work.

It's a lot more than about taking off a dress.

It's about helping the bartenders, waitstaff, and hosts upsell and make money as well. It's teamwork.

A lot of people are under the impression that I had this amazing college education and that I was a straight A student.

I wasn't.

I got a scholarship through the Miss America Organization by winning one of their local pageants (Miss Omaha).

I didn't take advantage of the education that was offered to me. I do regret that.

I wasn't in the right mindset for the responsibilities that came with being a full time college student.

What I've been lucky with, is that I do have great interpersonal skills.

I get along with everyone. I'm willing to learn, and I'm easy to get along with.

Those little skills can get you a long way.

THAT is what has landed me the variety of job opportunities I've had over the years.

I've been extremely fortunate and am grateful about that.



Sandra: Did you meet many women who had similar previous occupations or came from similar educational backgrounds/lifestyles? Did they do better or worse?


Randi: I've met plenty of girls from the Midwest and from similar backgrounds like mine.

Usually their means of working at the club was an "in between" job until something else opened up in their field of choice.

With me, it's been something that's allowed me to pursue my writing aspirations and support myself while living in Manhattan.



Sandra:  What do you predict for the strip club industry for 2011? How has it started out so far, in your view? What about finances for New York/LA or the US in general?


Randi: I've said this many times, and I'll say it again. This industry is recession resistant.

When times are tough people love to go out and drink, chat with a beautiful woman, when times are great, they'll do the same thing.

It's an escape to the patron's everyday life.

SANDRA LONDON/ 2011 NEW JERSEY DURING EXXXOTICA EXPO

Sandra: What do you think of the adult industry's newest platforms and movements towards pay-per-minute "live girls" ?


Randi: I'm not really familiar with the movement towards pay per minute web cam girls.

I do have friends who work in that field and they enjoy it.

I think that the internet is a great way for social networking and/or surfing to look for a hot chick to look at, but nothing beats sitting down and talking face to face with a live girl in person.




Sandra: Which new projects do you have on the horizon?


Randi: There are plenty.

Two years ago, when I was on the cover of the New York Post, and went on The O'Reilly Factor I was in a very different place, and on a different path.

I had a manuscript, scored and lost a book deal-I thought it was the end of the world.

Being thrown in the spotlight was overwhelming.

It's not that I wasn't ready for it, but there were many aspects of myself from that time that I wish I could re-do, or photoshop, etc...lol.

Since then I've grown up a lot.

Moved onto other projects:


1) I'm working on a new manuscript,

2) Executive Producing a documentary about Rick's Cabaret with an award winning director, and

3) Assistant Directing a production of The Vagina Monologues that is being performed at Rick's Cabaret's Flagship location in New York City.


A lot of girls leave the industry and seem to walk away from it as if they're entering the witness protection program, but that's not how I feel about it at all.

Eventually, when I'm ready to move on, I'll never forget Rick's Cabaret, because really, without them, I wouldn't have gotten to where I'm getting to today.




***End of Interview***


Go to http://www.wallstreetstripper.com to keep up-to-date with Ms. Newton's latest adventures.



Please Note:

If you're a webstar in your own right (male or female webbie) with a site and some cool sexy shtuff goings on....Email me with "Feature Me" in the subject line.

SIR JACK CANNON (as ELVIS), SANDRA LONDON AND MS PANDORA @ NIGHT MOVES USA TAMPA 2011

Send your request to imsandralondon at gmail dot com.

Include your name, website, projects, and what makes you awesome and worthy.

Be my STAR for the day (or several ;) )!


I dare you!!!


(Oh, and same goes for if you'd like to interview me for YOUR space on the web, but please put:

"Sandra, Be Interviewed" in the subject line.)



Featuring You Soon,

Sandra London

Like Sweaters for Penguins: Exxxotica New Jersey

Photo credit: Toby Zerna   http://abcnews.go.com/images/International/rex_penguin_sweaters_ll_111020_wblog.jpg

Uhh..mmm..yeah! Is that NOT the cutest picture EVAR? 


So, ya, like outerwear for penguins...***


I hope you all will allow me to be all warm and fuzzy and extend the cheeriest, fuzziest invite to Exxxotica New Jersey from November 4th-November 6th, 2011 <this weekend!>.


Come check out the latest in adult inter-tainment and webluvin'....all in one neat lil complex that be: the New Jersey Convention Center.


On opening night, pop in to my seminar on Webcamming for Fun and For Profit alongside Alex Goyk of MyFreeCams as we share with you the wonderful world of baring it all on the world wide web.


Lots o' sticky goodness and glob of g-string!


Guaranteed to be informative, interesting, and intensely stimulating. And you just might join the bare-assed brigade of webdom(me) with us all. 


Saddle up, young ladies and gentlemen....you're in for a rip-roaring ride!

YEE HAW! OHHH......mmmmm.......flpbbffttttgrrr....purr....mmmm...oh, ya,mon!;)

Cheers and Kerchiefs,
Sandra LONDON

Fifteen Freaky Factoids To Fondle

Fifteen Freaky Facts to Fondle

(Say that five times fast. Furiously! With fervor! While fisting!)

1) Only two female mammals possess hymens: Humans and Horses.


2) The Sanskrit word for "war" means "Desire for more cows."


3) Monaco's national orchestra is bigger than its army.


4) Anthropologists know of no known human society whose children don't play hide and seek.


5) Sex between snakes lasts from 6-12 hours.


6) In Chinese, the characters for "crisis" and "opportunity" are the same.


7) The word "Sunday" is not in the Bible.


8) Mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas?*


9) A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, however, a monkey cannot.


10) An adult giraffe's kick is so powerful, it can decapitate a lion.**


11) The Moon smells like gunpowder.


12) The whip was the first invention to break the sound barrier.***


13) Pearls melt in vinegar.****


14) Venus is the only planet in the solar system that rotates clockwise.


15) Honey is the only food that does not spoil.



NOTES

*Attention: camgirls ;) jk!


** So speaking softly and carrying tall, skinny legs is a killer combo after all! *Smiles*

***You don't say!

****So, stay sweet and slippery, gentlemen! Or you're gonna get all wet if we play rough.....;P


Found these factoids at: http://www.mysterytopia.com

There's loads more there.

So if you liked some of these, you'll probably dig the whole montage.

Happy Friday!


Your Honey Chile',

Sandra London

The Secret Life of Words

HOME by TuBearStudios

I spent way too much time last night reading various online articles at the Wall Street Journal, Drudge Report, and even Fox News (shh!) in regards to the notorious 22 year old Tucson shooter, Jared Loughner. 


I shied away from addressing much in relation to this national tragedy until I had the time to gather as much reputable information and confirmed facts as possible. 


Well, there was plenty in Loughner's writing to mystify even the most creative thinkers amongst us. In my early academic career, I started out as a Psych major. 


Having successfully completed Advanced Placement Psychology class, I was feeling hungry (thirsty?) for more detailed study and research into the workings of the human mind. 


From the reports I have seen based on Loughner's scribblings, public outburts and online rants, he appears to be (and to have been) suffering from either genetic or drug-induced mental illness and probably has been for quite some time. 


This, of course, does not excuse ANY of his actions in any way whatsoever. 


However, I think his prophetic Q &A session with Gabrielle Giffords back in '07 touches on an interesting point in spite of himself. And, actually, one which actually serves to work AGAINST his hare-brained paranoiac ideology. 


"How do you know words mean anything?" Loughner asked. 
Giffords thought for a moment and then responded to his inquiry in Spanish. 


As a linguist, translator, interpreter and ardent francophile,  I would have had the biggest smile on my face had I been there to see this exchange. If you just don't get it, perhaps you never ever will.


How could words NOT have meaning? 


And which definition of 'mean' is one attaching to what is required for a word, or words, to, well, mean something? 


Confused yet?


See, if you're like me, you take one too many philosophy classes and start sounding just as obscure as those who are unitiated into the complexities of language, thought, and etre.


So, today as I logged on, I saw an AOL article about Sarah Palin and her use of the 'blood libel' rhetoric in her eight minute speech. 


This terminology incensed language scholars, speech writers, and anyone with a keen interest in history and the 'historicity' of words. 


You see, Gabrielle Giffords is of Jewish descent and the choice (willful or willfully ignorant, you decide) to employ said words recalls painful reminders of anti-semitic sentiment when Jews were accused of using the blood of Christian boys in religious rituals.


I don't want to point too harshly at any one political figure, but seeing how neatly these two stories tie in to ongoing debates about free speech, fighting words, and calls to action, well it feels very a propos. 


Couldn't resist!


Moreover, and this is only a reminder, but it must be stressed that words are things, my darlings, albeit in a figurative sense. 


Their form has the capacity to produce action, provoke reaction, and recall regrettable precedents that mean any number of things to each individual according to their unique reception of those words. 


That reception does not always end in pleasant, intended, or desired results.


Now, if I can take off the academic cap for a moment, I'd like to toussle my hair, recline on my couch, and return to the kookysexybeautiful girl beneath the sheets and on the other end of your screen.


Let's relax and have a beach...Life's a beach, is it not? 


Oh, and reeden iz funduhmentuhl.;)


Until next time. 


And hope I didn't bore you all...


I can be quite boring sometimes, indeed.
Sandra LONDON


P.S.: And that's the word. 

Rockin' Out At The Ranch: Montecito Spotlight

The NeverEnding Weekend: 
Rockin' Out on the Ranch
(Originally written 03/08/2011 on To Live and Grind in L.A.)


Aloha, mesdames et messieurs! Tickle me if you like tatas.... <giggles> Are you groaning yet?

Sandra London says "Giddy UP!"

OK, I've had suuuch a busy last several days (or more!).

Trust me on that one.

Don't be mad, but I'm going to catalogue it for you now, as it is the only way to follow a truly coherent narrative at this juncture.

Besides, it is much more reader-friendly that way.....

(or perhaps I'm trying to spare you a soap opera in the form of prose!)



The Pleasure

1) Two and a half nights at San Ysidro Ranch in Montecito, California.

2) The outdoor, patio jacuzzi in the backyard of my cottage at aforementioned ranch.

3) Dinner at the Stonehouse (chez S.Y.R.)

4) Dinner at Cafe Luck

5) A (re)visit to the Hans Christian Andersen museum and bookstore


The End Result

1) A delightful Saturday and Sunday with Tommy Gunn (the original one), Elizabeth Starr, and co...

2) An antique, bad-ass rocking chair (I'm totally for reals! I heart antiquing!)

3) A bottle of 2009 Badge "Blue Steel"Chardonnay (Sierra Madre, SBC) from D'Alfonso-Curran Winery in Solvang, California. (http://www.curranwines.com)

4) Three new animal photography prints from Philip Guloch (sp? Will verify)

5) One or more 'Great Outdoors in a Jacuzzi' video clips

6) One or more 'Tied to the Canopy Bed' video clips

7) One or more 'Wet Me Up' video clips in the outdoor shower

8) The antagonizing, but woefully hilarious nagging fear that the staff may have gotten quite an eyeful from said patio!

-Oooh! And five(5) new, real, live, hardcover.... BOOKS (sorry, trees. But they ARE from olden-ish times, when trees were an afterthought):

1) Alberta & Freedom by Cora Sandel

2) A Happy Boy by Bjornstjerne Bjornson*

3) The Liars League by David Delman

4) Possessions by Judith Michael

5) Death of a BusyBody by Dell Shannon


***Side Note:
*Bought  the book "A Happy Boy"  for inspiration for my latest writing endeavor, after thumbing through it for a spell.

The writing endeavor involves composing a 10,000-15,000 erotic novella about a Master training his Submissive.

Dunno if I'll write it from Master point of view or that of the sub

(I'm thinking sub. Und du?)***

In Closing.....

There is a lovely rose bouquet of memories and a few random, spontaneous nightmarish episodes from the last time I dropped a blog on ya!

But, seriously, you really don't want to get me started on that.

That would be even.more. mondo.EPIC.

But feel FREE to ask me on Skype or any of my various cam/broadcast sites when you see me online there if you REALLY gotta know! ;)


Rockin' in my rocking chair &
Jammin' in my jammies
(and my ever-so-lovely socks),

Sandra London

Ram+Pig= Sandra London

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011
Ram + Pig= Sandra London
"How does the Meadow flower its bloom unfold? Because the lovely little flower is free Down to its root And that freedom, bold"-William Wadsworth, a fellow ~ARIES~ ;) Those of you into astrology likely already understood today's title immediately. The rest of ya probably thought I was somehow suggesting that I was bred from livestock. Hey, whatever keeps you warm at night! March 21st usually marks the official starting birth date of the Aries Ram.  On different calendars and resources, sometimes it is listed as the 20th or 22nd instead. Tomato/Tomatoe/TaTas. I just want you to know, astrology or 'fluff talk', I'm a total Aries PIgLEt to my very core! Wholly, whoreheartedly*, and truly! ALL HAIL ARIES!  (Here's some info from wikipedia that totally applies to "moi") Symbol: Ram Ruling Planet: Mars Quality: Cardinal Element: Fire Basic Trait: "I Am" (Tee hee, ImSandraLondon!) Closest Metal: Iron Lucky Day: Tuesday Lucky Colors: Blood Red (swoon!) and other bold colors Lucky Gems: Jasper, Ruby, Diamond, Amethyst Anatomy: Head, Face Keywords: active, initiating, leading, independent, aggressive, impatient, combative, energetic, pioneering, naive, assertive Brief Info: "Aries is the 1st astrological sign in the Zodiac, named for the constellation of Aries, called "The Ram" in Hellenistic tradition, after the golden ram that rescued Phrixos, taking him to the land of Colchis."" My birthday was on March 24th.  It was absolutely lovely! I received 28 white roses, a red rose plant bed, white wine...and a host of other gifts leading up to my birthday, as I did a birthday countdown on my own website. My birthday party was amazing! I bought an Asian-inspired dress from a vintage consignment store in Venice, CA and a few other items of clothing just before my party started. I had a good friend of mine arrive with her beau in tow and I had a guy friend I've known since high school drop by who brought those amazingly beautiful flowers and even made me a red velvet cake!  As well as the strapping newcomer Zach "Jacken" Stone, who appears in a few of my latest self-shot naughty clips! Tonight, there's even more fun on the horizon as I will have both old and new friends join me for a trip down Abbott Kinney or to one of my favorite night spots in Santa Monica. I'm scared!  But I'm sure it will be fun.  Now, if only I were not so keen on imbibing upon this bottle of Malbec. I'm indulging and being a bit of a lush.  I admit it!  But, hey, birthdays are awesome!  And mine will last all weekend long! I hope you all have a truly stellar weekend,   Sandra London p.s.: Me want MORE presents and wishes comes true! p.p.s: Hope you like my "birthday suit" pic!

Sandra London's Top 20 Favorites of 2010

Top 20 Things I Enjoyed in 2010

Well, top o' the mornin' to you, too! Here's to a wonderful holiday season for the whole entire world. Why? Because everyone deserves to have a joyful close to the year and wish for bigger and better things in the new year! I'd just like to share a few things that, well, Kicked Ass this year: 1) The movie Kick Ass (You knew it was coming) 2) Being a featured guest on Playboy Radio. 3) Watching the movie "Peacock" starring Cillian Murphy. 4) Learning more than I ever thought possible about civil litigation.;) 5) Resort style communities. 6) The Luxe Hotel 7) Vending Machines (When they work!) 8) Doggies and Kitty Cats 9) Books (As in printed, hardcover/paperback. For serious.) 10) Following a few true crime stories and updates. 11) My wee lil netbook. 12) Free and cheap items on Craigslist. 13) Skype Video Conferencing 14) Breakfast Omelettes with bacon, mushroom, and tomato 15)Late night food delivery. 16) Home Heating Systems 17) Collaborating with like-minded people 18) Being 'connected' (or ability to do so) 24/7 19) Secret Santas 20) Um, comfortable bed(s) (bedding/linen/mattresses? lol) Tell me yours! Sandra London -Saw It. Wanted It. Smiled Real Perky. Got It!"- To Live and Grind in L.A.

An On The Spot Porno for The Eyes

An On the Spot Porno

Mr. _________ “You captured my gaze with your long, brown hair You captured my chatte when I felt her stir within (chatte means pussy in french) She is throbbing for you now, my dear kitty, she is She warms me, she wets me She quivers for your cock My tongue, Well, it reminisces Upon the delicious, savory, salty-sweet Whisper of your lust I swallow But my eyes, even when you’re out of sight… My eyes, They paint a picture Whenever tension begins to build In my bosom In the dark In my car In my dreams I see you fucking me Like no motherfucking other And you take that shit And you own it It’s yours ***The End*** ~Not a rapper, perhaps a NSFW poetress (?), mos’ def a web-mistress~ Yours Truly, Sandra London

Feature Interview #2: Daisy Delfina of Sapphire Vegas and New York

Feature Interview #2:  Ms. Daisy Delfina of Sapphire, Las Vegas & New York

DAISY DELFINA OF DAISYDELFINA.NET

An Introduction

I've been virtual friends with Daisy since perhaps 2004/2005 thanks to an online community of dancers from all over the world. But it wasn't until the fall of 2006 that I had the opportunity to meet Daisy Delfina "in real time". 


It was for an "All Hail Strippahs" type of shindig for Halloween. We demoiselles convened in Vegas, chez Ms. G-Cup Bitch (and you gentlemen have even more tatas and titillation on the way, because I'm thisclose to interviewing her as well!). 


But, I digress. 

Seeing Daisy in human form, and no longer having to rely solely on the advice, opinions, and sentiments she had written about over the years on our dance community site online or via PM/Email, was exceptional. 


Like, she was, and remains, realer than real, both personality-wise and, well, aesthetically in the ways that truly count. 


Sure, her pictures are always stunning, but how often do you meet someone who not only looks like their pictures but always exceeds them? 


Without even trying that hard?

She just IS. 


And supermodel quality is what she gives.

I feel very lucky to have quite a few ridiculously hot girlfriends. But, seriously, for me myself and I....If I were a dude, I'd want her to be my boo! (*smile!) She is just flawless. 

Why do I jock her so hard? 


Well, because not only is she a beauty queen, but she is just soooo damn NICE. Seriously, I've never seen her in a bad mood or been like, OK, slow down, miss fancy pants. 


She just does HER. 


And HER is absolutely glamorous. 


I heart Daisy. Thank you for the interview! 

Ladies and gentlemen, I present my interview with Ms. Daisy Delfina of http://www.daisydelfina.net (Read Below)

Sandra: How does a lady like you get so damn sexy? You are a certified ~ DIVA~! What's your daily beauty ritual before starting your day (or night) in the club and on cam?

Daisy:

Club ritual:Wake up, make green tea/cofeee for a jolt, snack on something healthy(fruits,veggies,nuts), 2hrs of yoga/pilattes, shower, hair/makeup while listening to my fav music to pump me up, pack costumes, nice dress, call cab, go!

Cam Ritual: Same as above. However,  after hair and makeup, I choose a cam costume, set up cams on my Windows and Mac laptops, sign on and go!


Sandra: Which site is your current favorite site for camming? (And feel free to list the others you are on, if applicable)?


Daisy: Independent(Indy) camming is my fav!
I use Alertpay, Niteflirt, and Camwealth to book yahoo/skype shows.
I Live stream on Streamate, AdultWork, Imlive, MyGirlFund, and MyFreeCams to promote my site, http://www.daisydelfina.net


Sandra: What was Puerto Rico club dancing like? What tips or advice do you have for dancers wishing to dance in PR? How would an exotic chick (like me) fare there?

Daisy: Men were HOT! And easy to sell dances to, but VERY grabby. A lot of stage work  is necessary to make good tips during your set. You make your money there moreso with sales of multiple  lapdances instead of by getting taken VIP .

Dancers should not go there to make a profit , but can definitely use it as a working vacation You can work a few nights to pay back hotel/airfare/shopping and spend the rest of time chilling on the beautiful beaches!

You would do well because those PR hotties LOVE Hot Exotic Americans like you! :)


Sandra: Where are some of the cool places you've traveled to in your lifetime? Do you have an all-time favorite destination?

Daisy: This business has afforded me the time and luxury to travel to many places around the world.

My favorite so far is Italy.

I've visited three cities there so far ( and scratched Pompeii off my bucket list!).

I'm looking forward to visiting more cities there again soon. I just may live there for a month just to take in the rich history and of course, the FOOD! :)


Sandra: Which fetish is most popular amongst your cam customers?

Daisy: SPH (Small Penis Humiliation).  I'm guessing because guys love the fact that a hot chick with huge boulders like mine can crush little wankers like theirs. Haha!


Sandra: Club dancing or camming, which do you like better? Why?

Daisy: Ever since I dove into camming, I ask myself why the hell didn't I do this sooner?!
I have so much fun in my own environment, doing whatever I like at whatever time I choose.

I'm a control freak, as you can see...That delete button makes me feel powerful!

LOL You can't delete at the club!


Sandra: What is the one thing you wish men and fans knew about you that they may not notice off-hand from your web persona?

Daisy: I'm really not superficial. Money and material things don't move me. But when my Daisy Delfina game face comes on, watch out!


Sandra:  Please tell me and my readers about your love for animals, especially dogs. I recall how much you loved your baby doggie, ~Kikiwiki~, feel free to give a shout out to her in memory of her awesome spirit!

Daisy: I love animals since the first day I was given a bunny as a toddler. I didn't even care about suffering terrible allergies when I was given a cat. Then when Kiki came into my life, it was then that I learned what unconditional love meant.

It's what Icons, Idols and Gurus speak of.

Love doesn't need words. She taught me Love is without limits; love is with sacrifice. And I was blessed to have had her and this love from her for 13 1/2 years.


Sandra: How can a fan of yours impress you? What is the best way you've ever been impressed (can be at the club, a wishlist gift, a cam custy doing something special, or even a 'real-life' example.

Daisy: Fans should respect my business. It turns me off BIG TIME when they try to take advantage of my time without compensation, ask me for discounts or ask for a "sample".

Read my reviews.

I have a loyal following  and ALL are satisfied fans. Any dissatisfied fans are because they likely did one or more of the turn offs I just stated.

Tip me well, spoil me with gifts from my wishlist and I just may surprise you with a gift!

I've been impressed many, many times so I will share the most recent: One of my long time fans finally came to visit me at the club. He spent hours in VIP, gave me cash AND tipped me well on top of that.

Later on the following week, he send me a gift card for Valentine's day. This Princess loves being spoiled with cash and gifts! :)


Sandra: So what's next?  Do you have anything new planned for your own website or a project you're working on with another website or one of your clubs/cam sites?

Daisy: I'm going to have videos available for download soon. I'm also currently designing my online store for custom video/pics which will be signed and available by post-mail.

I cannot wait! Stay tuned! xoxo DD

***********END OF INTERVIEW***************

Ahh...Daisy Delfina!!!

She does 'getting spoiled' right! I love and adore this woman. She has always been a living goddess to me. 


I've never seen her fall from any pedestal. And there is no need for her to ever step down from her throne.


Daisy is brilliant, funny, good-natured and a true bombshell. 


She's what James Bond movie screen sirens are made of.  


Spoil pussycat, spoil, spoil! 


Charmed,
Sandra London


"Saw It. Wanted It. Smiled Real Perky. Got it!!!"


Y Vida Kikiwiki Siempre! *hugs*

A 3AM Survey For Night Owls

It's 3am. Do you know what I just did? A Silly Survey.


'Cuz it's 3am. Um, 3:30am. 


I Am - A gal


I Want - A scooter. Or a new cell phone!


I Have - A tummy ache.


I Wish - I could travel through time.


I Hate - Being misunderstood.


I Fear - Spiders and owls.


I Hear - The tv in the background.


I Search - For interesting stuff to learn about while surfing online.


I Wonder - What dreams may come.


I Regret - Going mute at times when I should just embrace my impulsiveness and b**** a mofo out!


I Love - Nice surprises.


I Ache - When my tummy hurts.


I Always - Check in with my virtual buddies.


I Usually - Can be found in front of my laptop! eek!


I Am Not - An animal! Although I wish I were a deer.


I Dance - To great music! Especially with drums.


I Sing - When I'm in my car. Alone.


I Never - Forget a good deed.


I Rarely - Eat tomatoes in burgers. Gotta pull 'em out! Hate soggy burgies!


I Cry - When too many things go wrong at once.


I Am Not Always - Planning world domination.


I Lose - Sleep when I'm feeling super creative.


I'm Confused - By people who are too wishy-washy.


I Need - A maid!


I Should - Just do it!


I Dream - While awake.


Originally posted December 23, 2011 on ToLiveandGrindinLA.com

Sex on Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Or, "Amour Dans Les Avions, Les Trains, et Les Voitures";)

Dear ________________,


Vroom Vroom...

Squeak Squeak!

Squeeeeal!

A hush. Muffled giggles.

"Was that light there before?"

"Are you sure you know this area?"

"Are the flight attendants sleeping?"

"Put your legs here."

"Oh, hold on, my neck's getting stiff."

"Hold on, someone's coming near, put your head under the covers. Stay down. Keep your mouth where it is."

"Mmm...aagghhtegffffaaaahhh..oh my..OK, I really need some air for a second..."

"Gosh, I didn't remember your cock being THAT big."

"Is it the lighting?"

"Oh, your pussy feels so tight."

Duh.


Passenger seat or backseat?

Recline or straight-up?

Condoms or peanuts?

"An extra blanket and towels, s'il vous plait?"


A tissue. Napkins.

Seat indentations on the skin. Rug burn. Darkness.

A light switch. Mystery.

"Is that your cock or the stick shift?"


Does it matter?

Start. Stop. Shift. Redress.

Ease away slowly...


Oh, what fun it is to ride while riding in an automobile.

Or on a train!


Now, I have yet to fuck on a plane.

But I have given head while my then-boyfriend's parents were sleeping right next to us.

How bold!

How daring!

Ghastly, even.


Yet, hey, what can you do?

Blame it on the menses.


It was that lovely time.

Ok, excruciating time when nature calls.

Being stuck in the air was the absolute worst for this sort of conundrum.

I promise, dear diary, the only reason I was so very, very naughty was because it took my mind off of the pain.

Oh, boy, did it ever!


Furthermore, if you can make yourself laugh,

(ok, not with your mouth full, but perhaps interspersed with the dick-in-mouth action)

then that can't help but relieve the tension incurred by:

pain, pleasure, and trying to be a cock ninja chick while cramped in a tight Lufthansa middle row seat and not get booted off an international flight!


The train?

Yeah, different boyfriend.

Fast forward a few years later or so.

En route to Barcelona.

Or maybe it was Amsterdam.

It wasn't our fault my guy and I were assigned an otherwise all-male cabin room.

It happens, surely.


No?

We tucked into our small, twin bed on the bottom bunk in the two bunkbed cabin and dared each other not to queef, shudder, gasp, nor projectile-shoot our lovely, lustful liquids on the guy sleeping just across from us.


Ah, but zee auto!

The real wheels...

Now, those may be innumerable, my dearest.

There's something so wrong, and yet so very right, about doing a 'real' test drive while set in park.

Passers-by only make that much more pleasurable.

Sweet.

Deviant.

And, perhaps even....squishier?

I actually HAVE been sighted by those of the security profession, but, apparently, they were human.

They must've liked it.

Never even issued a warning.


I'm so very, very...


Well, how uncommon is this, really?

Sex out LOUD.

I mean, really?


One cannot always find the right time in the comfort of one's home nor that of another.

It may not even be ideal, depending on who you want to bang and who is actually available in your home.


Especially so if those two are not mutually exclusive.


Ah, yes, dear__________.

Sometimes sex on wheels is the only way at the time.

And even if this sex "out" loud is rare, I believe it is precisely this rarity which elevates it to the status of a real Kodak moment.

I'm glad you agree, my love.

Originally published on March 1, 2011 on To Live and Grind in L.A.

Erotica from Afar: Sir Whipman Cummings

Erotica from Afar: Sir Whipman Cummings

A poem submitted to me by Sir Whipman Cummings, the most deliciously cruel master, perhaps of all time......
　
UNTITLED

Bound in love
Blind by your will
Deaf to the world

Hungry for scent
Touch

A breath on my brow
Your sex, musk, so close
My body yearns, strains

I sense your smile

Electric, your lips on my arm
Nails rake my chest, stomach
Thighs. And retreat.

You laugh - vibration, not sound

Your long black hair
Across my arm, chest
My cock - it jerks and quivers

Oh, God, please!

A finger across my lip
Your sex, the scent, the taste
My breath quickens

My mind reels

Your tongue hot sharp darting
My nipples, belly
Oh, god, yes, my cock!

Yet blind, colors taunt
Yet bound, I float
Yet deaf, songs soar

Unbidden, my cock lurches away
Insistent, warmth engulfs me
Impossibly, I swell yet more

Cold

Night air on my wet cock
Little rivers trickle down my balls
Your breath, I shudder

Where are you?

Moments pass, abandoned
My only sensation in my mind
Yet still I throb.

Movement nearby, my senses reach

Your cunt smothers me.
Can't breathe - don't care
Lick, suck, drinking you

You shudder, my heart leaps

You taste yourself on my lips
Tongue traces tantalizingly
And tastes a little more of me.
Achingly, slowly, when will mercy come?

Wet, warm, cold ...?
Vixen has an ice cube!
The world spins.

In my mind, point of light grows closer.

In earnest now, wetter, faster
The dam breaks, senses explode
I soar, I fall, you catch me all.

Unbound, unstopped, my senses drink you in anew!

Originally published on March 29, 2011 on To Live and Grind in L.A.